“There's a new guy hunting down the meat, and I'm sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage”
A very disappointed Daniel Swainston is said to be considering his rugby career after a heartbreaking loss to Perth-Bayswater thirds on the weekend.
Sources close to Swaino have told us, "Now that he's amongst the meat pies, he thought he'd like to replace Nick Cummins as Australia's next Bachelor"
Channel Ten is being cagey but a multi million dollar contract has leaked out and the terms would be very hard to turn down for the rampaging front rower.
When quizzed about this Swaino said, "I leave all that stuff to my mum, for now I just want to show T-bag the way to the line. When I got that ball on half way on the weekend I had a look like someone had just asked to clean the toilet and I just went for it."
Threes showed a lot of heart to come from behind to lose in the final minute of play, in what felt like a shortened half of thirty minutes. The players came off battered and bruised, with Nick Flynn having his arm in a makeshift sling of his torn jersey. He told this reporter that this made him at least look like a forward. Troy Hindmarsh did not report to the recovery session next morning at North Swanbourne beach, as he was unable to move his calves.
The players have really taken to the sessions at North Swanbourne, with No 8 Ben 'Blocka' Saunders saying "There's nothing better to get the blood flowing than a freeballing session to get the body moving again, and I'm usually up in the dunes anyway. So it suits me."
There will be a few notable outs next week with the Dempseys unable to pull on the Gold. Ben says, "It will be hard because I live for the time when I put my hand between Swaino's legs but family comes first."
Next week's game is against the giants of Wanneroo at Kingsway
Updated 09:49 - 2 Aug 2018 by Harry Ayers